COLLIN SAYS:

So, I'm here to be honest about what pleases and displeases me in the world of nerd-dom. Like you need another opinion. Opinions are like waffles... they're better with butter and syrup, but I can't imagine them with ketchup.

None of these reviews are ways of me saying that I can do ANYTHING better than any of the artists, authors or companies I review... unless I say "I can do better than that!", at which point you can call me out and make me prove it.

Honestly, It's better that you know the flaws and merits of something BEFORE you go out and buy it. Saves you money and time, or perhaps costs you more than you'd hoped. It works both ways. Nothing here is intended to insult or offend, and if you're bothered by anything I say, I apologize. eMail me about it, and see if I care. I probably will. I'm a sensitive guy... but keep in mind that I reserve the right to publish anything you send and laugh at you maniacally.

I'll do my best to be thorough and honest, and possibly entertaining. I also promise to square off against Brian as much as I can, because conflict is amusing, but only when between nerds.

But we will NOT, I repeat, WILL NOT, get into Tasha Yar vs. T'Pol in the sack debates. We're not THAT bad.

Besides, we all know who would win anyhow.