The No-Frills All Nerd Review Mission Statement

1. And it was discovered that Brian Rubin and Collin David had very different perspectives on comic books
2. As Brian was an author and Collin was an illustrator.
3. And it was realized that trade paperbacks cost a damned lot of money sometimes, and were not often reviewed.
4. And occasionally, these TPBs (as they are sometimes called) came wrapped in plastic, which was just annoying.
5. So it was decided that maybe it would be kinda neat to fill that void in the world of reviewing.
6. And so, using Collin's web-building skills
7. Although limited
8. And Brian's comic collection
9. Although frignteningly extensive
10. They made an HTMLtacular sitearoo.
11. And it was good.
12. And Collin said, "How about reviewing toys too?"
13. And Brian said, "Okay. Neat."
14. And Collin said, "How about reviewing shows on the Lifetime Television Network television for Women starring Meredith Baxter Birney?"
15. And Brian said, "That's not such a good idea."
16. And Collin said, "How about my pants? Can we review those?"
17. And Brian stopped paying attention to Collin.
18. And it was also good.
19. Plus, it'll be kinda cool to get free stuff if this whole thing works out okay.
20. Admission to ToyFair? GEEKGASM!
21. So, with honest reviews from varying perspectives, Collin and Brian came forth, full of reviews
22. To save YOU from wasting money.